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Life's Little Instructions!

ON A HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS:
- Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
- Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A FROZEN DINNER:
- Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX:
- fits one head.

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT:
- Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:
- Product will be hot after heating

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON:
- Do not Iron clothes on body

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE:
- Do not drive car or operate machinery

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID):
- Warning: may cause drowsiness

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE:
- Warning keep out of children

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
- For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
- Not to be used for the other use

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:
- Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
- Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW:
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS:
- Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?