How to Grow a Girl Scout Volunteer
First plant seven rows of P's:
Promptness, perseverance, preparation, participation, presence, purity, and performance.
Next, plant three rows of squash:
squash unfairness, squash criticism, squash indifference
Then plant seven rows of lettuce:
No garden is complete without turnips:
Turn up for meetings
Turn up with enthusiasm
Turn up with new ideas
Turn up with a smile
The harvest is one terrific Girl Scout Volunteer